读故事、学英语——伊顿教育学习英语 第五篇

　　英语是我们与国际接轨的一把钥匙，在这个全球化的时代，我们需要要学好的一门外语，就是英语。学好英语同样不是一件简单的事情，要懂得使用正确的方法去学习，才能的获得知识，达到可观的结果，进而会产生学习的动力，下面跟小编一起通过经典幽默的小故事来增强你的英语吧!

　　A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house，doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not，maybe next time.”

　　一位妇女总是抱怨其丈夫在家里转来转去，无所事是，为了使老婆高兴，他找到了精神病学。“你就躺在沙发上，我们来谈谈。”精神病医生告诉他:“如呆你想起什么就说，没有的话，下次再讲也行。”

　　The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour，the doctor woke hirn up and said，"That will be all for today—$100，please. "The patient paid and left.

　　这位男士舒适地躺在沙发上，很快就入睡了。到了一小时，大夫唤醒了他说:“今天就到这儿吧，请交100元。”病人付了钱之后就走了，从此，那个人每周三、四来就诊。每次，他总是一句话也不说，光是睡觉，而且每次都付钱。第三周，病人来后坐下，然后又跳了起来。

　　The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time，he fell asleep without saying a word，but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in，sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,"， marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"

　　“啊哈!”大夫惊喜道，“你想出要说的话了吗?”

　　"Yes，do you need a partner ?"

　　“是的，你需要一个助手吗?”